Humphrey Not another czar, please, Prime Minister. In the last three years we’ve appointed an Enterprise Czar, a Youth-Crime Czar, a Welfare Supremo, a Pre-School Supremo, an Unemployment Watchdog, a Banking Regulator, a Science and Technology Supremo and a Community Policing Czar. If you go on like this you won’t need a Cabinet. Jim Perfect! Humphrey Perfect? Prime Minister, we even have a Twitter Czar! Bernard His appointment was announced as a Tweet. Humphrey What’s he supposed to achieve? Jim The same as the others: at least twelve column inches in every paper. Anonymous
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Humphrey James, the Prime Minister, is frustrated with the number of Czars being appointed. He wants to discuss the issue with his Cabinet Secretary, Jim Perfect. However, Jim Perfect is too busy entertaining Bernard Eastwood. So, instead of taking the time to discuss the important issue, he tries to distract Bernard by asking him about his knowledge of twitter.

Source: Yes Prime Minister: A Play

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